Ode to Mr. Ass
I’m taking most of the department to Mexico for a silly system audit. Just in case the plane goes down while traveling there, thus killing not only yours truly but also my employer’s entire ERP support team (thereby teaching him a valuable lesson), I feel it important to prepare the proper words for my headstone. Just in case: Here he lies, it’s Mr. Ass We’re storing him beneath the grass Until one day the aliens land And dig him up from under the sand …Read the Rest