Ivan and the Key Card
I’d finally managed to fall asleep when…click click click…click click…click click click click click. That’s the sound of a drunk trying to get into a Houston hotel room at 11:37 at night. Some idiot had mistaken my room for his. Worse, he was a persistent idiot: he wouldn’t stop. Click click…click. As I lay there considering the decline of mankind, I decided this fool must be punished for his rude behavior. But how? I could hit him with a lethal …Read the Rest