Charles Darwin is rolling in his grave. Look at that mutt – if this is the end result of millions of years of canine evolution, it’s time to start over. Wipe the slate clean, I say. Dogs are supposed to evolve into faster, smarter creatures, more able to adapt and reproduce.
This breed is running in reverse. It wouldn’t make it one night in a neighborhood park. They need Cesareans to give birth. I suppose it might have some value as a pack hunter – if there were enough of them, it’s possible they might take down a decent-sized house cat. If the cat was sick. Maybe.
Or do I have it all wrong? Is this the doggy version of Velociraptor, cunning and lightning fast? Biding its time, ready to pounce on its unwary owner? I dub thee Velocihuahua. Look out lost children and tottering seniors – if you fall, you may never get back up again.
Be careful, Evan…
