Asswares

Check this out. Looks like Mr. Ass is catching on.

Despite seeing my moniker in lights, so to speak, I’m sort of pissed off at this guy. I feel I’m due a royalty check from Mr. Sopp, for the use of my name. I tried calling him, just to let him know that I’m the real Mr. Ass and to tell him he’d better knock it off, but he won’t return my call. The nerve of some people.

This Mr. Ass wanna-be is also known as Billy G, Billy Gunn, Cute Kip, Kip James, Kip Sopp, The G-Man, The New Age Outlaw, The Outlaw, and Rockabilly. Talk about an identity crisis. I think he should have stuck with the name Kip. It’s kind of catchy, don’t you think?

But I have to admit, I admire his shorts. If anyone out there is wondering what to get me for Christmas…