Ever notice how, on the Wednesday following a holiday weekend, when you forget that the garbage man is running a day late and you bring your can(s) down to the curb by accident, everyone else in the neighborhood does the same thing? Does that make me a trendsetter, or does it make everyone on the block a dumbass too? I’m not sure, but I’m not dragging those smelly bastards (meaning the cans) back up the driveway until they’re empty, even if I do get a nasty email from the association Nazis.