He helped me find my way when I was lost
His games kept me occupied while on the toilet
He documented my wise ponderings as I sat at the bar
He gave me music, email, and more
Goodbye, Droid
It was fun while it lasted
P.S. Always check your pockets before putting your jeans in the laundry. Especially if you have a wife like mine who is obsessed with washing clothes, one who is unable to leave something in the damn laundry basket for more than thirty seconds, one who…you get the idea.
Bet you won’t leave anything in your pockets anymore…..bummer.