Hairy, Like Animal

May 5, 2010

 

Today I suffered the indignity of an eyebrow trimming. What’s worse, it was performed in public. I told her no, but she threatened me with sex and this turned the tables in her favor, just in the unlikely event I can catch her in the five-minute window between inebriation and sleep. I have to admit though, that there was one hair up there that was beginning to get a mind of his own, and was occasionally getting tangled with the hair atop my head. Sadly, she lost it to the wind, but it was easily two inches in length.

Sometimes it’s tough to be a primate.

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