QHS

I learned a new acronym today. QHS. It means “every night.” I told my wife I wanted sex QHS, and even though she doesn’t know what QHS means, she gave me “the look.” These days, anything I say involving the word “sex” is generally met with “the look,” which I interpret as “get the hell away from me.” When we were dating, “the look” meant something entirely different. Oh well. I’m not complaining dear, really.

I think acronyms are stupid. The English language might be completely screwed up, but it’s still the most descriptive language in the world. I’m making an assumption here, as I’m no linguist. We should just say what we mean, instead of things like BRB, LOL, AWOL, FYI, NASA, FBI, and UNICEF (maybe this one’s okay). I guess we use acronyms because we’re in a hurry.

Anyway, back to QHS, I tried to find out what it stands for, meaning why QHS instead of OHP or LTQ or FDG, but no luck. If you’re a linguistic specialist, or LS, send me an email. In the meantime, TTYL.