You know I always try to offer a little value to the reading public here at Mr. Ass, which is why I’ve warned you away from such products as Dinty Moore Ham and Potato stew and certain brands of Smack Ramen noodles. But in the interest of being positive, I’d like to give some credit where credit is due. Let me start by saying I hate vacuum cleaners. Maybe it’s because I hate vacuuming as well, but in my opinion vacuum cleaners are completely stupid. …Read the Rest
Resembling a French Tickler from Hell, here’s another scary sea creature dragged up by the Catsitter and his intrepid crew. While nowhere near as terrifying as the last monster, still I would have screamed like a girl if I’d caught this thing. Now you know why I sit in the wheelhouse drinking beer and pretend to drive the boat.
Okay, fine. She wins. She doesn’t like the clouds. And her son says “looks gay, Dad.” So here’s the new, and possibly final, theme for Mr. Ass. Hope you like it.
Ummm…I’m all for standing behind one’s product, but how do you prove it? Think about it. ‘Nuff said.
One other thing – for you Facebookers out there, I have a new Mr. Ass Facebook page. I call it Mr. Assbook. There’s a link over there to the right. Or you can put a shortcut to it on your desktop. In case you’re interested. Or care. http://www.facebook.com/pages/Mr-Ass/151587601540414?v=wall Don’t worry, you can look at one or the other, cause it’s the same crap on both.
Okay, the Nordic Warrior Queen doesn’t care for the new theme on Mr. Ass. Please give me your comments, so I can prove her wrong. I don’t get the opportunity very often. P.S. With this new theme, you have to actually click on the header (on the words “New Theme”) to leave a comment. Maybe I don’t like it either.
This scary creature comes from the deepest part of the Pacific Ocean
Here’s the new home. Still playing around with themes and such, but it looks like everything basically worked as it should. Please post a comment if you see anything that screwed up.
Be warned: sometime during the next few days, Mr. Ass will go temporarily offline as he moves to new digs. Stay tuned.
I’m not a big do-it-yourselfer kind of guy. Don’t get me wrong, I can put in a garbage disposal or plant a tree or finish a basement with the best of them. The problem is I don’t feel like spending my weekends on this crap. But when the pool company (who will forever remain unnamed) said it would cost me $600 to repalce the motor on my pool pump after only five years of use, I said screw that and …Read the Rest