I’m taking off my ten-gallon hat to Texans and their efficiency. When a loved one here dies, there’s no need to visit one of those stuffy, depressing mortuaries to make your final arrangements.
Just stop on by the Casket Store, offering in-stock closeouts, Tombstone Tuesdays, and two-for-one Senior Specials for those elderly couples trying to look ahead. The Casket Store is the specialist in getting your loved one planted and pushing up daisies, quickly and economically, so you can get back your life back on track with a minimum of fuss.
In a hurry? Short on cash? Not a problem. If a casket’s not right for you, just stop in at Boxes to Go, specializing in All-Weather, Heavy-Duty boxes in your choice of five earth-tone colors. And their custom-sizing program offers boxes that will fit your loved one comfortably and efficiently, and is money-back guaranteed to save big bucks on shipping costs and burial time. Give one a try today!
The Casket Store, or Boxes to Go, it’s your choice. But with all the money you’re sure to save, don’t forget to stop by Lauren’s Fancy Cakes. Buy one of Lauren’s yummy cakes today to share with your fellow mourners, or just because you deserve it. Thanks, Pardner!
Did you stop spell checking your posts, Dad?