I was out shopping the other day and couldn’t help but notice this young man’s tattoo. Despite his misshapen and exceedingly hairy elbow, I was flattered to see my name permanently imprinted on his skin, even though it’s kind of a weird place for it.
But it’s good to finally have a real fan club after nearly two-hundred Mr. Ass blog posts, unlike those girls that were stalking me last June. I thought they’d never stop emailing me.