Look to the upper-right of the picture. Whoever designed this bathroom is a genius. Finally, a place to put your glass when you pee. What a great idea! What, you’ve never felt the urge to condense the fog, then wandered off to the men’s room only to find you forgot to leave your glass at the bar? It’s happened to me. So where do you put it?
Girls have it made, they can put the glass on the floor right next to the toilet. Easy. But a guy runs the risk of peeing in his beer if he takes this approach. And most of the time, the urinal has just enough curve to the top that the glass is in danger of sliding off. You can try tucking it under your chin, but you’ll likely succeed only in spilling beer down the front of your shirt.
So in the end, your only option is to surrender to fate, walk all the way back to the bar, endure the “you’re drunk” look from your wife, and try it again, sans glass.
Here’s to you, Mr. Cool Men’s Room Designer Guy. I’d buy you a beer, but I forgot mine in the bathroom. Be right back.
P.S. No dear, I can’t put my beer on the counter by the sink. Someone might do something to it.
Where do you think is a good place to put your beer?
Looks like it would slide off the back of the urinal or
you would have to put it on the window ledge.