Finally, It All Makes Sense

August 28, 2010

Read the instructions. After all this time, I finally understand that it’s not the beer, it’s not low fiber or poor diet. As it turns out, I have two rectums, and I’ve only been treating one of them. I’m glad we have doctors and pharmacists to point these things out. Now the only problem I have is finding the other hole.

Maybe a mirror would help?

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