As long as we’re talking about lawmakers, how about this guy trying to pass laws against free-range cows? I’m not naming names, but I don’t think one runaway heifer is enough to stir up such a fuss, even if she was on the lam for two months in suburban Phoenix.
True, she has horns and weighs nearly as much as Smart Car, but what’s the big deal? It’s not like there are many lawns around here she can destroy. As a homeowner, if I were to wake one morning and discover a stray cow in the yard munching on my mesquite tree, I wouldn’t call my congressman. No, I’d keep quiet about it and go for my Winchester, what with the high price of beef. Possession is nine-tenths of the law, right?
Apparently our Democratic legislators have too much time on their hands.
now, about “your Winchester”…