Driving home last night, I heard an interesting radio commercial from the world name in condoms. Yes, condoms. The Trojan Corporation was advertising their latest and greatest invention, Fire and Ice. Wow. Ain’t technology great?
I’m not sure I understand how they work, but it sounds like she gets the cold side, and he gets the hot. Or maybe it’s the other way around, I don’t know, but either way it sounds kind of scary.
What happens if you put one of these suckers on the wrong way? Don’t laugh, it happens, especially in the dark after a few beers. Things could get fucked up in a hurry, that’s for sure.
From my side, life’s getting way too complicated. In the end, it’s just a rubber. One hundred years ago we used sheep intestines. Sometimes we just used the sheep.
But one thing’s for sure: I know what I’m doing this weekend.
Hahahaha. I thought I was the only one. Baaaaaaaa.
Drinking beer and watching Rambo while Mom sleeps in the other room?
Feeling a little sheepish, son?