Nasty

August 2, 2010

How often do you look between your toes?

I admit that when I was younger (and more flexible), I investigated not only my toes but also every square inch of this place called Kip. The human body is a marvel, don’t you think? One can hardly avoid being fascinated by its sweaty, hair-filled nooks and crannies.

But now, well into middle-age, I am less aware of those parts of my body which are not easily viewable during the daily showering, shaving, teeth-brushing routine. Except when they bother me.

So when I came home from work today feeling like my foot was on fire and wondering if one of my coworkers had played a trick with my shoes, I hiked my right foot up to the bathroom sink (not so easy to do any more) and looked in the mirror to find this weird meaty canyon between my toes. Ouch!

If any of you know how to get rid of this crap (aside from a job where I don’t have to wear shoes for eleven hours a day), please let me know. I’ve tried everything short of chopping them off.

1 Comment for this entry

  • Jamie says:

    If u go to a doctor, they will prob know what will fix it!!! Do u wear cotton socks?? I wear a pair of cotton socks under my black dress socks and that helps keep them dry. Have you tried gold bond medicated foot powder? I’m afraid I inherited ur nasty feet, but I’m not stubborn enough to let them get THAT bad… 😉

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