If you like to drink coffee in your room, you should get up early and walk down to the local OXXO store (the Mexican version of 7-11) and get a to-go cup (don’t even think about room service, especially in the morning). If you do happen to have a room with a functioning coffeemaker, and the maid does remember to leave coffee packets for you at all, they will almost certainly be the wrong kind, and you will have to fold the coffee packet into an origami shape in order to make it fit, either tearing the packet in the process, or causing the coffee maker to overflow, sending brown water and coffee grounds all over the counter and seeping down the orange stucco hotel room wall onto the dirty, green, coffee-stained carpet below.
Coffee Time
February 12, 2010
