Some of what you read here is true, but most of it is just random thoughts and alcohol-induced babbling. Don’t attempt to quote me or verify anything I say, as it’s all crap and if you push me I’ll deny I said any of it, and will instead blame aliens or the flying monkeys for making me do it. I don’t have a lawyer, never will (well, there was that one thing with the cow), and don’t want to hear any shit from anyone about copyright infringment, plagiarism, or my occasional use of Wiki, Google, Cha Cha, or Urban Dictionary for information. Thank you in advance for not bothering me.

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