From a text conversation between Mr. Ass and his daughter, a long time ago:
Jamie Hanson says: What doing?
Kip Hanson says: Drinking.
Kip Hanson says: Why aren’t you doing your homework?
Jamie Hanson says: I’m done
Kip Hanson says: Do more. Maybe you won’t get a C next time
Jamie Hanson says: You’re an ass
Kip Hanson says: That’s Mr. Ass, to you
Jamie Hanson says: Okay, Mr. Ass
Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass
Kip Hanson says: Don’t give me no sass
Kip Hanson says: cause I’m Mr. Ass
Kip Hanson says: I used to smoke grass
Kip Hanson says: But now I pass
Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass
Jamie Hanson says: LOL
Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass
Kip Hanson says: Sometimes I get gas
Kip Hanson says: My job kicks my ass
Kip Hanson says: and I have a great mass
Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass
Jamie Hanson says: Have another beer, Dad
Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass
Kip Hanson says: I’ll have one more glass
Kip Hanson says: You should go to class
Kip Hanson says: So you’ll be a smart lass
Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass
Jamie Hanson says: Goodnight Dad
Kip Hanson says: Sometimes I am crass
Kip Hanson says: But I’m Mr. Ass
Kip Hanson says: So don’t give me no sass
Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass
Kip Hanson says: Once I went fishing
Kip Hanson says: and caught a big bass
Kip Hanson says: I’m Mr. Ass
Jamie Hanson says: I’m calling Mom
Kip Hanson says: Hey
Jamie Hanson says: WHAT!!!
Kip Hanson says: Tell her she should call me “Mr Ass”
Thats funny shit Hanson!!
I wondered how this Mr. Ass stuff got started. Enjoy it but I like the long stories also.
Kip, I just found your site, thanks for brightening my day!